YOUR DRAGON NAME
- last two letters of your first name
- middle two letters of your last name
- first two letters of your mother’s name
- last letter of your father’s name
mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!
I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones.
Peggy Carter || Captain America: The First Avenger
if there’s one thing I’ve learned from fiction it’s this
if you’re eavesdropping and hear people talking about you and they say something upsetting
make sure you stay and hear the conversation to the end don’t just run off into the night you dumb chucklefuck
THIS IS THE MOST FRUSTRATING TROPE ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET
(Source: undopped)
happy mother’s day, earth. i’m sorry we are destroying you
For hundreds of thousands of years “mother earth” sent every horror under the sun against her human children. Plague, drought, famine, volcanic detonation, and destruction on an enormous scale decase after decade, century after century.
And you find fault with us?
A mother who tortured her children the way she’s tortured us isn’t fit to bear the title “mother”. A mother who feeds and then starves, a mother who gives birth and then slaughters…
That she should find our blade at her throat now should be a surprise to none involved. We owe her nothing, least of all the compassion she’s never shown us.
you ever hated women so much you pulled receipts on a fucking planet
IS THIS WHY HE FINALLY DEACTIVATED LMFAO
Y'all remember him? - The Scandinavian one
just because someone gets paid to clean up your messes doesn’t mean you’re entitled to making the biggest mess you possibly can
girls are fruit
explain
perfect, give me life and i love to eat them
